Russian ⇄ English

если бы да кабы, да во рту росли грибы, то был бы не рот, а целый огород stresses
proverb	if my aunt had been a man, she'd have been my uncle (used to mean: you indulge in wishful thinking, it can't be so); if ifs and ans were pots and pans, there'd be no trade for tinkers