English ⇄ Russian

go piss up a rope! stresses
invect.	пошёл ты на хуй (Taras); пошёл ты на хер (Taras); пошёл на хуй (Taras); пошёл на хер (Taras)
Go piss up a rope!
gen.	Сгинь! (My late father-in-law, who was Canadian, used a variant: instead of "go piss up a rope," he would say "go piss up a stump." Once I asked him about the phrase, and he said he'd learned it while he was an officer in the Royal Canadian Air Force. I doubt that it's official military terminiology, though Taras); Отвали! (You can't park here; I'm saving this spot for my friend. Go piss up a rope! Taras)