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| English | Russian |
| Can't find his ass with two hands | о чрезвычайно пьяном человеке |
| someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки не оттуда растут (igisheva) |
| someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки под онанизм заточены (igisheva) |
| someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки под карандаш заточены (igisheva) |
| someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки не из того места растут (igisheva) |
| find a haven | сходить в туалет |
| find a stump to fit one's rump | сесть (см. rump) |
| he couldn't find his arse with both hands | у него руки из жопы растут (Taboo reporter) |