1. I met a girl dressed in pink
She really made my finger stink

2. I met a girl dressed in blue
She liked to nibble on me poo

3. She took it right up to her spleen
Oh that girl dressed in green

Спасиб

Если кофоточка с полоской,
Значит титька будет плоской.

Если платьице в горошек
Жди в подарок мандавошек.

Если ж блузка со звездой,
То поздравь себя с ......

Сорьки)))

На вас не угодишь!))) Что конкретно нужно сохранить в переводе, а чем можно пожертвовать? Цвета? Скатологическую тематику? Лексику? Мужскую рифму? Ямб?

и зацени бикини цвет моей девчонки - сравнимо только синяками на моей мошонке

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Девочки в платьицах розовой саржи
пахнут как будто моча после спаржи;

Девочки в платьицах синего шелку
часто какашки жуют втихомолку;

Братья, прославим в зеленом девчонок,
Тех, что дают себя драть до печенок!

Только печенка - непарный орган ..

хм... ну так и девченок предлагается прославить не одну, а всех зеленых..

ЗЫ Вы тоже выдали ничего себе так...))0

Но почки - парный орган! Поэтому употребила их во мн.ч.
А Вы!.. Наш знаменитый стихоплёт!
:))))

(*тоже покраснел и спрятался*)

(снова спрятался)

My advice to future bride:
Don't get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...
~~~~~
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!!!
~~~~~
Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs.
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
~~~~~
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose.
Only me, pathetic whimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.
~~~~~
Girls had fight at country hut
Over who's the hairest ****.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.
~~~~~
Have you seen four dicks together
Dancing on a mountain peak?
And one dick had fucked another
But with yet another dick.
~~~~~
I was sleeping with my honey
Absolutely naked,
I have took my panties off
Just to make a statement.
~~~~~
Nick is crossing village slowly
- outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something's coming. I am dragging to the bushes
This would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of fucking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...
~~~~~
Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
~~~~~
Little Nick is very sad:
Doesn't want to ride moped,
Doesn't want to ride his horse
Wants to have an intercourse.
~~~~~
Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check.
~~~~~
You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece...
~~~~~
Everything is going down
- not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about
- fucking has priority.
~~~~~
Time has shifted for an hour
- what a mess on globe!
Dick was hard before wake up,
Now it's up at work.
~~~~~
Girls have called me to the party
- I decided not to come,
It's because my сlothing ugly
And my dick is tiny one.

I met a girl dressed in pink
She really made my finger stink

Нимфетка в юбочке красной
Не любит секс безопасный

ЧЕМ ЭТО ВЫ ТАМ ВТИХАРЯ ВДВОЕМ ЗА ЗАНАВЕСКОЙ ЗАНИМАЕТЕСЬ???? ОТСТАВИТЬ!!!

Вон девчонка в прикиде голубеньком -
Острый носик и взглядик голодненький.
Она ела какашки с зал...пеньки -
И горяченьки, и холодненьки.

А вот эта в зеленом девчоночка -
Глазки - ягодка, губки бантиком.
Я б ее бы имел до печеночки,
Да по маточке, да по гландикам.