cigar store - sells cigars
wooden cigar store indian - life-size wooden statue of an indian (with often confused traditional dress) standing in the store, sometimes holding the sign.
indians often resent that they are used to sell tobacco only becasue it was a tradition among many native american cultures to smoke tobacco....
they get offended becasue of the way the statue looks - generic with confused representations (headress from one tribe, jewelry from another, etc.... )

hope this helps

sincerly wishing you luck with this one!

but upto now i cant get gist
this guy is going to buy the wooden statue to make date !
nonsence not more!

стоит в витрине полнорозмерный маникен а этот гай охмуряет простушку и вместо дешевеньких бус покупает деревянную статую за $10000 (крутой парень ) а эта подружка совсем не рада а вот на тебе даже наоборот оскорблена