Subject: off. Анекдотик George Bush was told that three Brazilian soldiers were killed. Bush is turns pale and cries "My God!" Everyone around him are astonished at this unexpected grief. Then he turns to his adviser and asks him "How much is a brazilian?"
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link 31.10.2005 8:47 |
Было. http://multitran.ru/c/m.exe?a=ForumReplies&MessNum=32446&L1=1&L2=2&SearchString=brazilian&MessageNumber=32446 |
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link 31.10.2005 8:50 |
sometimes the jokes about Bush are just so boring. they are all the SAME! i want new and more interesting jokes! anyone got some? |
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?" |
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link 31.10.2005 10:00 |
solidrain: that one was pretty darned good! :) |
ROTFL!!! |
за баян приношу извинения, но это же не анекдот про Буша, а мнемонический прием (было ведь на форуме довольно оживленное обсуждение millions of smth) |
Кстати, о миллионах: — Senator, why have you diverted $100 gazillion dollars from your campaign fund to your brothers advertising firm? — I think the real question we need to be asking here is why my opponent has consistently demonstrated a preference for sheep… |
solidrain - Это раньше была шутка про Прайсвотерхаус. |
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link 31.10.2005 10:17 |
В общем, сегодня день бородатых шуток. ;) |
Давайте, я анекдот расскажу, тоже бородатый, но его мало кто слышал: Мужик сидит в заведении и выпивает. Выпил порядочно, чувствует - пора домой. Встает на ноги - бац на пол! Встает снова - снова бац на пол! Ноги не держат. Думает: кароче, типа, а-а-аднака, я перебрал. ИК! Ладно, щас выползу на улицу, подышу св. воздухом, авось смогу встать. Выползает, подышал, встает - опять бац! Ну и напился, блин - думает. Ок, доползу до подъезда, тут недалеко, напрягу все силы и встану. Дополз, напрягает силы, встает - и снова кувырк на пол. Ладно, доеду на лифте до квартиры и перед дверью точно встану! Доехал кое-как до своей двери, встает и опять падает, ноги совсем отказали. Ну, может, хоть жены дома нет? Вползает в квартиру, жены нет. Ура! Забирается на кровать и засыпает. |
Палвали, знаем :) Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the |
Т.е. пЛАвали :) Да, и сорри за ненормативную лексику... |
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