Контекст:
DO YOU HAVE TO ASK ... your best guy friend? You're afraid he's going to look like an idiot holding your bouquet.

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO? Go for it! Nowadays it's perfectly okay to have girls on the groom's side and guys on the bride's. Call him an "honor attendant," have him dress like the groomsmen, and let him participate in as much of the pre-wedding stuff as he's comfortable with. Unless he's the GOH (guy of honor), he doesn't have to go anywhere near your bouquet. And if the girls decide on a group gift from Thongs R Us, all he has to contribute is his share of cash.

Заранее спасибо.

P.S. Почему пакость? Не воспринимайте так близко к сердцу. Мы же не сами пакость пишем, а только чужую перводим по мере сил.

notes:
* вскладчину (имхо)
* consider: "... что-то из магазина женского нижнего белья ..."
* "honor attendant," - это шутка (пародия на "flight attendant", a genderless version of "стюардесса")
* и еще там подобные шуточки есть...