You will be relatively drunk, and start taking your cock-blocking job very seriously. At this point, it isn't about keeping guys away from your friends, it's about making everyone as miserable as you are.

Никак не могу уловить смысл выражения cock-blocking job и последней фразы: ...it's about making everyone as miserable as you are.

Спасибо за Ваши комментарии.

delat tak shotbi tvoi drug/tvoya prodruga sex ne poluchila hotya bilo vidno shot on/ona hotela etim zanyatsa s kem-to.

Example:
I was at a bar with two girlfriends (Emily and Alex). a friend of Emily's, Sarah, walked in with her date. They sat with us and Emily engaged Sarah's date in conversation and the guy ended up being more interested in Emily than his date that evening. Eventually we lied to Emily that the 3 of us have to leave because we need to meet up with this other person as well. When we left we told Emily that we are actually leaving because she is cock-blocking.

So sometimes, you dont even know you are doing it.

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