Subject: OFF (может, и пятничный): Современный бизнес-сленг Коллеги,Сегодня в приложении к "Ведомостям" нашлась любопытная статейка о том, кто как сейчас в России (в бизнес-среде) говорит и как это нужно понимать. Конечно, не всеобъемлюще, но достаточно содержательно, чтобы составить себе представление, утвердиться во мнении или поменять точку зрения. Пойми меня правильно |
Спасибо, порадовало, особенно "сокодавка". |
Утренняя рассылка от босса (вместо оффа) VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ------------------------------------------- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) ------------------------------------------- The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name A. Obsession ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you A. One thousand ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser A. All were invented by women. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day ------------------------------------------------------------ In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the ------------------------------------------------------------------------ At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ - Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The ------------------------------------------------------------------------ YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 200 7 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. |
ВАКАНСИЯ: Космонавт 22.10.07 19:11:49 | Космонавт Раздел: Выпускникам и студентам 10000 $ ID Вакансии: 29059664 |
FIrina судя по перегруженности сервера, у большинства народа наступила пятницца! скоро залью нечто из серии "субтитры" - утирал слезы... |
2FIrina пропущены важные лекарства: мегалол и факитол (отличаются высокой эффективностью и универсальностью применения) |
2justboris Учту :))))))) |
Дисклеймер: данный ролик не предназначен для просмотра (и прослушивания) в офисе в присутствии коллег, а также для особо нежных, ранимых, и чересчур правильных натур. Автор поста не имеет никакого отношения к авторам ролика и не несет ответственности за ущемление чьих-либо национальных чувств. В конце концов это офф, а седня пятницца. |
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