what the ...? – Russian translation

какого...? ("what the fuck?" when said or asked in a polite way Val_Ships)

English thesaurus

what the: 1724 phrases in 87 subjects

Accounting	1
American usage, not spelling	16
Australian	3
Automobiles	1
Aviation	7
Avuncular	4
Banking	1
Bible	2
British usage, not spelling	4
Chess	7
Childish	1
Christianity	1
Cinematography	1
Cliche / convention	9
Commerce	1
Computer games	1
Construction	33
Contextual meaning	1
Databases	2
Diplomacy	5
Economy	5
Emphatic	5
Euphemistic	1
Explanatory translation	1
Fairy tales	1
Fantasy and science fiction	1
Figurative	7
Finances	2
Folklore	1
Formal	1
General	703
Health care	2
Historical	1
Humorous / Jocular	3
Idiomatic	39
Informal	162
Information technology	3
International relations	1
Internet	1
Invective	5
Irish usage, not language	1
Irish	3
Ironical	2
Jargon	41
Law	2
Linguistics	2
Literature	20
Low register	3
Makarov	237
Marketing	1
Mass media	3
Mathematics	11
Medical	1
Meteorology	1
Microsoft	1
Military lingo	3
Nautical	1
Non-governmental organizations	1
Nonstandard	2
Obsolete / dated	1
Patents	1
Poetic	1
Police	2
Politics	4
Production	1
Programming	26
Proverb	178
Psychology	3
Psychotherapy	1
Public relations	1
Pulmonology	1
Quotes and aphorisms	18
Rhetoric	9
Rude	15
Saying	4
Scientific	8
Security systems	2
Slang	34
Sports	3
Technology	2
Television	1
Tennis	2
Theatre	1
Transport	2
Travel	2
Trucks/Lorries	2
Vulgar	17