"From the way you talk and the book you wrote," I said,
straining to remember, "is it possible that you are Virgil, the
famous poet from ancient times? I remember all of
the classes I took on you. (Maybe now they'll finally
be useful!) I remember how good all your writing was,
and, I'll tell you, I've tried to put some of your style into
my own writing since then. I've done OK, with it, too.
But, hey, listen: You seem to know where you're going.
Do you think you can tell me how to get out of here?

(c) Sandow Birk & Marcus Sanders

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