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 Aiduza

link 22.09.2005 15:12 
Subject: OFF: под конец рабочего четверга
Возможно, многим это уже присылали, но все же, "с целью изучения английского":

Subject: did you know?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

 DarkWolf

link 22.09.2005 15:31 
In my next life I wanna be quarter-pig, quarter-lion, quarter-human, quarter-catfish. Especially catfish - good sense of taste, and no headaches after a wet night...

 Violet Moon

link 22.09.2005 15:39 
Can you imagine, half an hour - and no pleasure whatsoever... Poor thing...

 Translucid Mushroom

link 22.09.2005 15:47 
Thanks, Aiduza, witty comments :)

Though I suppose they are not yours :)))

I dont wanna be a mantis, that's for sure.

But - to whom it concerns - I would love to be Psycho Mantis :-))))))

 pupil

link 22.09.2005 15:48 
How do they know about them dolphins?

 Violet Moon

link 22.09.2005 15:50 
pupil: )))))))
а кто узнает, что новый Педигри стал еще вкуснее?!

 Translucid Mushroom

link 22.09.2005 15:50 
Well, pal, that's well-known. And aint THAT difficult to know.

 

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