Subject: OFF: под конец рабочего четверга Возможно, многим это уже присылали, но все же, "с целью изучения английского":Subject: did you know? If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. A cat's urine glows under a black light. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish have no brains. Polar bears are left-handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for |
In my next life I wanna be quarter-pig, quarter-lion, quarter-human, quarter-catfish. Especially catfish - good sense of taste, and no headaches after a wet night... |
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link 22.09.2005 15:39 |
Can you imagine, half an hour - and no pleasure whatsoever... Poor thing... |
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link 22.09.2005 15:47 |
Thanks, Aiduza, witty comments :) Though I suppose they are not yours :))) I dont wanna be a mantis, that's for sure. But - to whom it concerns - I would love to be Psycho Mantis :-)))))) |
How do they know about them dolphins? |
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link 22.09.2005 15:50 |
pupil: ))))))) а кто узнает, что новый Педигри стал еще вкуснее?! |
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link 22.09.2005 15:50 |
Well, pal, that's well-known. And aint THAT difficult to know. |
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