Предлагаю "Толстопятая" :)

OED has it as "slew-foot", with the "slew" as in crooked:

(quote)

slew-foot

A person who walks with his feet turned out; a clumsy person. Also
transf. Hence slew-foot v.; slew-footed ppl. a.

1896 BOGERT & O'BRIEN Slew Foot Sal (song) 3 I'll tell you of a
lady, her name is Slew Foot Sal,..She's heavy and she weighs five-
thirty-three.

1922 F. SCOTT FITZGERALD Beautiful & Damned I. iii. 122 A man in a
striped blue suit, walking slue-footed in white-spatted feet.

1945 L. SAXON et al. Gumbo Ya-Ya xxiii. 496 She is hoping that her
galloping, slue-foot, light-brown, lazy husband..will soon find a
job.

1950 R. STARNES Another Mug for Bier xx. 130 Haggis [sc. an
Airedale] shrugged and slough-footed away.

1961 J. B. PRIESTLEY Saturn over Water iv. 53 Leaving your work to
go slewfooting in South America.

(/quote)
--
Cheers, Harvey
CanEng and BrEng, indiscriminately mixed

But Pecos Bill's girlfriend was Sluefoot Sue.

The old OED, from 1933, says the "slue" is a frequent alternate for
"slew." Further, the first quote for the noun, from 1860, has it
spelled "slue," and in the entry for the verb, it is noted that this
nautical term was first spelled "slue" -- in a dictionary of nautical
terms from 1769. It has to do with turning around without changing
place; the origin is unknown.

где читали? можно ссылку?

самум ему стихи читал: подъем, дубок, вставай,
а зной песок раскидывал – давай, позагорай!

кабанчик храбрый розовый над дубиком летал,
однажды добродушный слон аллюром проползал.

пустынею разреженной на стыках рельс стучит,
креветка сиволапая неспешно тормозит.

она телегу не везет, и бабы нету в ней,
чтоб склеить прочно дуб чужой до верхних до ветвей.

и вот он безобразненький с поминок убежал
и много-много гадостей у старичков отнял…..

Кажись, я вспомнил, где это слышал: в M-W Ask the editor. Там о хоккейных терминах говорилось. Но M-W у меня ужасно тормозит днями. Щас не открывается:-(

К тому же, по логике вещей, slew-foot в одном ряду с flatfoot, clubfoot, splayfoot etc.
А то, что slew здесь в значении "много" оч сомнительно, a long stretch (or should I have said leap?:)

согласна, что двоякое толкование возможно, но как раз "slew" в значении "много" -- это стилистически не очень вписывается... вряд ли техасские ковбои знали такие слова... :)

slew-foot в футболе (и возможно в хоккее) -- это когда делают "подножку" (или как она называется правильно(

Slew-foot вроде и медведя величали. Прямо аналог нашего Косолапый:)
Среди множества интереснейших вариаций, находим эту:

These are the lyrics of the song my father,
born 1909 and raised by southern Indiana-born parents,
sang frequently enough for my entertainment when I was a child
that they became engraved somewhere deep in my memory.

Once there was a girl I knew,
Her name was Slewfoot Sue,
She was chief engineer at the shirttail factory,
Down by the river, ten by two.

And oh what a form she had!
She had a shape like a soft-shell crab;
Every night she would tussle
with her patent-leather bustle,
Oh but the girl was mad!

She promised . . . she would meet me . . .
When the clock struck seventeen
At the Union Stockyards just outside the town,
Where pigs' ears, and pigs' feet,
And tough old Texas steer
Sold for sirloin steak at ninety cents per pound.

Her teeth were getting false,
from chewing Epsom Salts,
She's my knock-kneed pigeon-toed
jelly-eyed consumptive Mary Jane .

Her teeth were getting fongy,
From chewing Swiss bolognie,
She's my knock-kneed pigeon-toed jelly-eyed consumptive
Maaaarrrrryyyyy Jaaaaane.

Далее один товарищ пишет:

Pardon my ignorance, but what does "Slough-foot" or "Slew-foot" mean?

Ему отвечают:

Surely slew-footed/duck-footed = splay-footed.

Ковбойка - широкая походка - (по-женски) неуклюжая, но в седле no slouch.

AHEM!
Sluefoot Sue was "the chief engineer at the shirttail factory" -- meaning she was the #1 hooker down at the whore house.

And the real final lines are "Every night she used to hustle in her patent leather bustle -- Boy!, she was bad.
:)

Now, Pecos Bill had a way with women. No doubt. He had dozens of wives during his time. But his one true love according to most tall tales was Slue-foot Sue. She was his first wife - and she could ride almost as good as Bill himself.

Bill first saw Slue-foot Sue ridin' a catfish down the Rio Grande. She was riding standing up and holdin' on with only one hand sose she could take pot-shots at the clouds with her six-shooter. Was making a right pretty pattern too. Bill jest went head over heels for her. Proposed on the spot. They was married the next day too.

Sue was dressed in one of them white jobs with the large hoops. Looked plumb beautiful. Right after they was married, Sue insisted Bill prove how much he loved her by letting her ride his horse, Widow-maker. Bill couldn't talk her out of it, so Sue climbed on that great devil of a horse.

Well, Widow-Maker bucked like a maniac, jest as you'd expect. Sue was thrown off - clear up to the clouds. Luckily, Sue was still wearing her springy hoop. When she hit the ground, she bounced up again. But we all soon realized Sue couldn't stop bouncing. She bounced so high she kept hitting her head on the moon. She was crying and crying buckets of tears, and throwin' kisses to her new husband. But even he couldn't stop her bouncing.

We waited three days and four nights. Finally, even Bill realized that she was gonna starve to death before she stopped bouncing, so he had to shoot her. It was a cryin' shame. Well, time heals wounds, and Bill finally got married again. And again. And again. But as the american tall tale goes, he never felt the same about another woman as he felt for his first wife, Slue-foot Sue.

Bowleg Bill

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