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link 31.10.2009 3:04 |
Subject: OFF: ударим юмором по свиному гриппу Уважаемые коллеги,Знакомая из Вашингтона (DC) поделилась хорошей шуткой на тему свинской инфлюэнцы и прививок от нее: A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass. Если кто знает еще какие-то хорошие шутки на тему ОРЗ/ОРВИ, поделитесь, пожалуйста. |
The next pandemic I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and take some Advil . Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick. Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. NOTE |
От чего кисло то? 31 Октября. велелиться надо! |
велелиться = веселиться |
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link 31.10.2009 9:26 |
Свиной грипп, дефолт и кризис могут многих подкосить, Но зараженных оптимизмом невозможно победить! :-) |
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link 31.10.2009 10:12 |
Ха! Мне ваш перевод нравится, особенно первый вариант :) |
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link 31.10.2009 10:40 |
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link 31.10.2009 14:31 |
LOL @ lisulya!.. ;o) Именно подобное со мной вчера случилось, пал жертвой, тэксскэть, последствий обмывания новой машины... ыыы... |
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link 1.11.2009 4:03 |
lisulya, спасибо, отличная шутка (swine / wine / whine flu) :lol: transenka, рисунок просто чудо (бедный Пятачок) ;-) |
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link 1.11.2009 6:09 |
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