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link 24.09.2009 18:36 |
Subject: OFF: THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER или старые басни на новый лад. Занятную побасенку прислали родственники из США. Как говорится, no comments, но можно и поизголяться...MORE TRUTH THAN SATYRE THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different... Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals! OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010. |
История ушла обратно в Штаты. Получатель в экстазе. Для него это всё очень актуально и близко к сердцу. Сказал - я счастлив, что есть хотя бы один человек, кто так пишет. |
бедный ваш получатель... Обама ему интернет отключил? |
гы гы)) забавно) |
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link 28.09.2009 7:22 |
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' :) А вообще, скучновато IMO. |
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