| gen. | well I never | надо же (1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous. 2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing. Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts." Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts." Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things." Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that." Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior." Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did." Son: "Well I never!" (pukes). UD Alexander Demidov) |
